Okay so Victoria's Secret is already a big... secret but I have another secret... A free panty secret. A free panty for the REST OF YOUR LIFE secret. Yes, this is pretty serious. Check it out:

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So I know by now you're wondering: How do I, (insert name), get free VS panties for life. It's simple. So simple I'll even break it down into instructions. Are you ready? Born ready.

Instructions:
                                                                    

• Buy something from VS, because they're awesome.
• Buy something again! haha (No really, you have to buy something until they finally send you the coupon. From my personal experience it took two buys.)
• Get your free coupon in the mail, Woohoo! Next is the fun part!
• The free coupon comes with a $15 off (varies) a bra coupon so listen closely....
• Find someone in the store with a bra in their hand or someone who is looking at bras. Why? Because you will give them your bra coupon. Why? Because you are broke and can only afford the FREE panty anyway. But no really, this is a crucial step. 
• Next, pick out your FREE panty, go check out, and get outta there girl!
• When that person uses the coupon you gave them it is linked to YOUR address so VS will think you used and keep sending you more bra coupons. But guess what, with bra coupons comes FREE panty coupons!!!!! FOR LIFE!!!
• Repeat the process! You're welcome. Welcome to the club.