You know you shouldn't, but you want to anyway.  You obsess over these things and I'm here to tell you that it's okay.  Go ahead and indulge in these things (well maybe you shouldn't but one can only dream).  Ladies across the world these are the things you want  to eat but please, just don't.

1. Babies

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Babies are so precious and adorable and cuddly and cute and squishy and ahhhh you could just eat them up.  But just look at this picture, they're running from you (except that one in the middle, hmm).

2. Lip Balm
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We all had these Lip Smackers, no need to lie.  You picked it up from your favorite tween store, Claire's, and thought you were the coolest kid ever.  My favorite was the Coca-Cola flavor and yep I tasted it, and?  They also had Mountain Dew, Fanta, and Root Beer (gag).  Now that I use real lip balm I can still be found sneaking a lick (or at least a sniff) of my favorite C.O. Bigelow spearmint flavored lip balm.  Some things you just can't resist.

3. All Of Those Fries, Yep All Of Them


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Okay, it's been a long night of partying or maybe just a long day and you need a quick unhealthy meal.  You just need it.  So you head to Mcdonalds and order a meal but... but... the mysterious person on the other side of the mic in the drive-through (because no, you are not being caught seen in Mcdonalds)  asks if you want that in a large.  "Yes" you say and downhill you go.  You didn't have to have the large fries, nor did you have to put ketchup all over them, nor did you have to go to Mcdonalds, nor do you have to end up in their drive-through every time you have a long night of partying.  Shame on you.

4. That Beautiful Guy's Face


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This man is Baptiste Giabiconi, French male model.  Enough said right?  He's also a singer and is the male face of Chanel and Fendi.  No you can't see his face straight on.  That's for me to know and for you to find out.  Now, for all of the average Joe's with beautiful faces out there that you just can't resist... don't try to eat their faces.  They already think you're weird.  Just obsess over Baptiste's face and "every little thing is gonna be alright"...

5. Puppies!


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I'm not sure if this is a kitten or puppy hahahahaha.  Just looks so edible in all of it's cuteness.  Its little paws, little eyeballs, fluffy fur, and tiny nose.

6. Any Baby Animal

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They are sweeties!  This baby tiger and baby orangutan are going to be best friends forever.  I love them.  I will not eat you.

7. Those Little Baby Watermelons


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You physically can not eat these babies.  I mean you could cut one open but I highly doubt anything is in it.  And plus that's cruel!

8. Anything Mini


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Anything mini... and I mean anything.  Well, except Mini Me from Austin Powers.  Just no.

9. That Entire Plate Of Salad.  SIKE, Didn't Mean To Scare You


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10. Your Feelings

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When you're feeling down try not to eat food for comfort.  Bad habit.  Try doing exercise, your favorite hobby, or a nice bubble bath.

11. "Eat Your Heart Out"

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Oh whatever, it's just a phrase.  Go ahead, just this time.

12. More


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This is yours you said?  Eating it!

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Ate it!


No words.